World of India!

Today after watching the trailer of the next episode of Simi Garewal interviewing Lara Dutta, in her talk show, and saying " ...you are verrry goood at giving people names, arrent you? Yesss you aree!", while she smiled her patent sugary smile, I felt so ill, that I was riled into writing the:

Top 5 reasons why Simi Garewal should be put under house arrest:

1) India has approx. 25 million diabetics. Her Super Saccharine rich talk show is a silently killing more Indians everyday, bit by bit, than Aids, Alzheimer’s and Al Qaeda combined!

2) If you don't die of diabetes, there is a good chance of you turning blind because of the brilliantly white clothes she wears, everywhere.

3) Unconfirmed reports have it that she and Ratan Tata used to get along 'nicely' (Her first guest on 'Rendezvous..' was 'naturally' Ratan Tata). Thankfully, better sense prevailed on Tata and Indian industry was saved. This attempt to 'weaken' the mind and attention of the symbol of India's industrial might, is in itself, a Capital offence.

4) She is a perfectionist with a fetish for cleanliness. Such people are invariably fascist with psychopathic tendencies. These tendencies are well camouflaged under their outwardly saccharine appearance. Watch out!

5) Her movie career was forgettable. Simi is now exacting revenge on all Indians for not going to the theatre to watch her releases (read point no 4 again).

This entry was posted on Friday, September 08, 2006 at 6:17 PM.

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