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Killing millons of Indians through diabetes- Simi 'Goregal' Garewal

Today after watching the trailer of the next episode of Simi Garewal interviewing Lara Dutta, in her talk show, and saying " are verrry goood at giving people names, arrent you? Yesss you aree!", while she smiled her patent sugary smile, I felt so ill, that I was riled into writing the:

Top 5 reasons why Simi Garewal should be put under house arrest:

1) India has approx. 25 million diabetics. Her Super Saccharine rich talk show is a silently killing more Indians everyday, bit by bit, than Aids, Alzheimer’s and Al Qaeda combined!

2) If you don't die of diabetes, there is a good chance of you turning blind because of the brilliantly white clothes she wears, everywhere.

3) Unconfirmed reports have it that she and Ratan Tata used to get along 'nicely' (Her first guest on 'Rendezvous..' was 'naturally' Ratan Tata). Thankfully, better sense prevailed on Tata and Indian industry was saved. This attempt to 'weaken' the mind and attention of the symbol of India's industrial might, is in itself, a Capital offence.

4) She is a perfectionist with a fetish for cleanliness. Such people are invariably fascist with psychopathic tendencies. These tendencies are well camouflaged under their outwardly saccharine appearance. Watch out!

5) Her movie career was forgettable. Simi is now exacting revenge on all Indians for not going to the theatre to watch her releases (read point no 4 again).

Can you think of more reasons? Write to us and we will send your comments to Simi.

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September 09, 2006 9:57 PM

because anyone who has a talk show for so many yrs anyway needs to be put under house arrrest?    

September 12, 2006 4:30 PM

I do not like Simi Garewal. She has a fascist mentality.    

September 13, 2006 12:26 AM

oops! Does she really? Since i haven't had the pleasure of meeting her personally, I was just speculating : )    

June 27, 2007 9:05 AM

She's annoying. Add to the fact that she dated, thankfully briefly, the love of my life, makes her loathsome enough for me...:)
Great read!!!    

July 25, 2009 4:44 AM

I think it is sad that you guys cannot completely appreciate her subtle ways. If you hate her so much just dont watch the show!    

October 05, 2010 9:38 AM

I just hate her for her fleeting romance with my heartthrob. Ratan, one question to you, "What is so special about that failed wide mouthed actress, an avertage sardarni, that drew you towards her?" :(    

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